Side Effects of Being an Agent

If you’re a real estate agent you may experience one or more of the following symptoms:

  • Loss of appetite
  • Loose bowels
  • Constipation
  • Indigestion
  • Head pain
  • Nausea
  • Chest pain
  • Fatigue
  • Insomnia
  • Irritability
  • Dry mouth
  • Excessive sweating
  • Extreme elation followed by severe sadness
  • Unable to follow any conversation that’s not related to your deals
  • Urge to check cell phone every 30 seconds.
  • The red blinking email notifier light on your blackberry causes you post traumatic stress disorder
  • Fantasize about becoming a recluse and moving to a sheep farm in the middle of nowhere.
  • Fantasize about having a career in manual labor i.e. plumber, painter, construction worker, etc.
  • Chronic animosity towards homo sapiens in general

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