If you’re a real estate agent you may experience one or more of the following symptoms:
- Loss of appetite
- Loose bowels
- Constipation
- Indigestion
- Head pain
- Nausea
- Chest pain
- Fatigue
- Insomnia
- Irritability
- Dry mouth
- Excessive sweating
- Extreme elation followed by severe sadness
- Unable to follow any conversation that’s not related to your deals
- Urge to check cell phone every 30 seconds.
- The red blinking email notifier light on your blackberry causes you post traumatic stress disorder
- Fantasize about becoming a recluse and moving to a sheep farm in the middle of nowhere.
- Fantasize about having a career in manual labor i.e. plumber, painter, construction worker, etc.
- Chronic animosity towards homo sapiens in general